Here are some more pearls from the former US President.
“People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do.” Washington, DC. Dec. 18, 2008
Like, who man? It’s those little voices in your head, right?
“I’ve been in the Bible every day since I’ve been the president.” Washington, DC. Nov. 12, 2008
Have you been there, physically? How did it feel, old man?
“I want to share with you an interesting program — for two reasons, one, it’s interesting, and two, my wife thought of it — or has actually been involved with it; she didn’t think of it. But she thought of it for this speech.” Bush discussing a company that improves access to clean water in Africa. Washington, DC. Oct. 21, 2008
So Laura too can be blamed for some of these English distortions?
“There’s no question about it. Wall Street got drunk — that’s one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras — it got drunk and now it’s got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments.” Speaking at a private fundraiser. Houston, TX. July 18, 2008 (Watch video clip)
Looks like it’s time to give Wall Street one of those morning after hangover cures. Red Eye, anyone?
“And they have no disregard for human life.” Bush on the brutality of Afghan fighters. Washington, DC. July 15, 2008
Those Afghan fighters are quite compassionate, are they not?
“Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.” George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock. Rusutsu, Japan. July 10, 2008
Go Big Texas!
“Amigo! Amigo!” Calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit. Rusutsu, Japan. July 10, 2008
Phylologists of the world, here is a new language: Spanlian.
“Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.” Charlottesville, VA. July 4, 2008
What overpopulation problem?
“I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.” Washington, DC. June 26, 2008
What were North Koreans doing in the Oval Office? Building a UFO?
“There is some who say that perhaps freedom is not universal. Maybe it’s only Western people that can self-govern. Maybe it’s only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government. I reject that notion.” London, UK. June 16, 2008
I think only, you know, white-guy Methodists, like say that.